A very merry Christmas to all our readers today.
For those stuck with giant turkeys that refuse to stay stuffed, neighbours that simply wont take the hint and leave, irritating relatives that you're SURE you didn't invite, uselss and lazy teenagers who don't rise until 3.00pm and husbands who who thought virgin olive oil (nicely wrapped) was a great Christmas present, our message to you is
KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON
We also recommend you start drinking early (is breakfast too early for pinot grigio?)
Merry Christmas all!