Wickedly, one of our favourite Christmas games is to find the worst taste christmas presents and giggle shamelessly over the incredible bad taste of the sender. This is of course politically and morally incorrect on every level and not to be encouraged, but by this stage of the holiday festivities we need some light relief.
This year the prize goes to glitter tulips, which are borderline ghastlyf/abulous. Lovely red tulips, sprayed enthusiastically over flower and leaf wirh ruby glitter. From Tesco, at £8 for a bunch of 20 stems.