The twice-widowed, gin-soaked, chain-smoking,second daughter of Peggy Archer, Lilian returned to Ambridge with Toy Boy Scott in tow after many years as a tax exile in Guernsey.
Ok, if you dont know who we are talking about by now skip to the next post, as you are SO NOT a fan of the Archers.
We love her attitude to life, cracking open a bottle before the suns even half way over the yard arm, with her 'Tiger, 'and the fact she's showing softer side at the moment, when dealing with her ageing mum Peggy.
Dont google the actress who plays her unless you want to spoil your fantasy.
We imagine she looks a bit like Sunnie Mann, remember her?